slytherinpokegirl:

How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King*


How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people

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cutie-candy-gory-ghost:

Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.

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